Game Room
Visit the Inspire Tomorrow Arcade and play Tetris, Jenga, Sniper and many, many more games.
Clean Your Computer Screen!
Click here for a very unique way to get your computer screen cleaned.
Finally, Life Explained!
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the
door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.
For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten
years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed.
Aircraft Maintenance Humor
After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe
sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The
mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, then
the pilots review the gripe sheets right before the next flight.
Short Takes on Life
I dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but
thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
beep. If I do not return your call,
you are one of the changes."
Troops Show Love to Kerry!
Army troops poking fun at John Kerry.
Why do we have to speak English?
A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference in London that included
admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian, and French navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a group of half a dozen or so officers that included personnel from most of the countries.
Office Pranks
Fun With Business Cards:
Print some new business cards for your co-worker without telling him. Only instead of his current title, change it to something else.
Office Pranks (part 2)
Keep On Ringing:
If you know someone that uses a phone with a hook that presses down when the handset is in the cradle, then tape that part down. When the person tries to answer a call it will just keep on ringing and ringing.
Office Pranks (part 3)
Self Recognition Prank:
Without disguising your voice, compliment yourself over the office intercom. Compliment yourself on a just completed task or give yourself the rest of the day off.
Bet you Can't do this!!!
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And, you will keep
trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your
foot. But you can't!!!
Old People Funnies
Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?"
So You Think You Know Everything?!
-"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.
-Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
Gun Safety
Learn the latest in Gun Safety here!
Puns on Signs!
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
Elephants Never Forget!
In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from college.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with
one leg raised in the air.
A Six-Year-Old's Perspective on Marriage
A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.
How To Be A Ninja!
Learn to take any T-Shirt and transform instantly into a Ninja!
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