Would You Like Fries With That?
When people at the office order you to do stuff, ask them if they would like fries with that.

Fun With Business Cards
Print some new business cards for your co-worker without telling him. Only instead of his current title, change it to something else. Choose a title that is below his current title. Such as 'CFO' to 'office assistant'. Then replace his current business cards with these. You can easily do this by switching the cards in his desk card holder.

Awww, how cute!
Always include a piece of your child's artwork as the cover page for the reports you write.

Meeting At 4:24 PM
Schedule a meeting for 4:24PM. Then after everyone arrives, tell them they can go home.

If anyone needs me...
Send everyone at the office an email to let them know what you are doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I will be in the copy room"

I Think My Phone Is Ringing
During a conversation, tell your co-worker(s) that you think your phone is ringing, even if you are a long way from your desk. Then leave and go and get some coffee.

Email Rhymes
Make sure every email you send out to your co-workers includes rhyming couplets.

Pimp Yo Chair
Install some buttons and lights in the arms of your chair. If you want you could also put some new chrome wheels on your chair.

Personal Notes
Start including personal notes in every email you send out to co-workers. Example: "On a personal note, I will be ordering pizza tonight"

Pictures Of Your Kids
Put up a few pictures of Bobby Brady and Danny Partridge in your cubicle. Then tell everyone those are your kids.

Party At Dave's House
While at a co-worker's party, assume that you have to pay for the drinks and keep asking for every drink you get whether you have to pay for this one or not. If your co-worker's spouse gets your drink for you, then be prepared to tip.

Refusal Rebuttal Letter
The next time a company declines to hire you, send them a letter that reads.......Dear (Interviewer's Name). Thanks for you letter of June 15th. After carefully considering I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your company. This year I have been very unfortunate in receiving a vast amount of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite your company's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your business immediately following graduation. I am looking forward to seeing you then. Best of luck with your future candidate rejections. Sincerely, (your name here)

Job Interview Prank
Tell the person interviewing you that one of your goals is to be the company job interviewer.

Stand Up
Remove all the chairs from the meeting room and tell everyone you are trying something new and will be conducting the meeting with everyone standing. Then try your best to drag the meeting on and on for as long as possible.

Will You Marry Me
During a job interview, ask the interviewer: "I know this is off the subject, but will you marry me?"

Company Health Insurance
Ask if the company health insurance covers pets.

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