I dialed a number and got the following recording: 
"I am not available right now, but
thank you for caring enough to call.
 I am making some changes in my life.
 Please leave a message after the
beep.  If I do not return your call,
you are one of the changes."
 ~~~~~
At pilots training back in the
Air Corps they taught us,
"Always try to keep the number
 of landings you make
equal to the number of take
offs you make."
~~~~~
 Aspire to inspire before you expire.
~~~~~
 My wife and I had words,
but I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~
Blessed are those who can give without remembering
and take without forgetting.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time
you're old enough to know your way
around, you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
of an answer for her first question.
  ~~~~~
 I was always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.
~~~~~
Every morning is the dawn
of a new error.

Author: Annonymous
Posted by InspireTomorrow.com